Oh My Gosh! Step Away From the Keyboard and Sit on Your Hands!

Have you ever had the urge to talk about the bodily functions of Aunt Tillie on your blog?  What about sharing some of that juicy office gossip your heard on break around the water cooler.  Or hey, you really hate your boss who quite frankly makes your life a living hell and you would move on if you could find a job that paid better so in the meantime blogging about his inadequacies and or other flaws including his latest floozies might seem like a pretty good idea.  Or what if you just really can't stand your MIL but you tolerate her for your husband's sake?  Then there's you nice neighbour who tips the bottle a bit too much and runs around the yard occasionally in her housecoat chasing the squirrels from the bird feeders.  And the list can go on for as many senerios as you could think of.  Here is the deal.  If anything in any way, shape or form that you blog about can come back to bite you on the toosh don't blog about it!  Step away from the keyboard and sit on your hands until the feeling has passed but do not blog about it in an incriminating manner.

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